Poetry 26 - Cute/Corny

I love you more than Americans love football and beer.
I love you more than Canadians love hockey and curling things that aren't their hair.
I love you more than the English fear the dentist.
I love you more than Russians love Russia.
I love you more than Hazel loves Gus' hamartia.
I love you more than Tumblr girls love a good John Green reference.
I love you more than emo kids love penance.
I love you more than Italians love cheese and pasta.
I love you more than hipsters love poetry that doesn't rhyme.
I love you more than the bar in hell.
I love you more than the turtle loves its shell.